This Streaker Is All Balls. I Don't Mean He's Brave, I Mean He Doesn't Have A Penis (NSFW If Your Work Frowns Upon Testicles)

Holy Toledo check out the cantaloupes on that guy! First dude in history who actually has to worry about peeing on his nuts when he goes to take a leak. I’ll never understand a streaker like this though. Like if you’re a good looking guy with a missile dick then definitely streak, it’s not really socially acceptable to show it off any other way. But this guy is everything that is gross about men. Pasty gut, hair everywhere, huge nuts, tiny dick. He’s what you look at and realize that man is the most disgusting animal on earth. Nothing appealing about the male form at all. Girls and gay dudes, I don’t know how you do it but you guys are fucking saints.

PS – That security dude better run and wash his face ASAP.